"Yyyyyes, those are, uh, all possibilities that could all be true--"

But hey, let's change tracks for a second! "Oh yeah, I can take my shirt off." Stop. "The plus sides to getting stabbed." Stop.

The good(?) thing is that taking his shirt off stretches the wound and makes him wince and, thankfully, shut up for a second. Man, taking off his shirt in front of a pretty lady could really be sexier if he wasn't sweaty and dusty and stabbed.