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Christine Delacroix ([personal profile] aceso) wrote2019-03-18 04:44 pm

{ old west au }


It's fruitless to wish for a bit of breeze out here in this arid land, but Christine has the sash on her little office's window pushed up high to catch any stray breeze that forgets it's not supposed to be here. She sits at her desk, sorting through order forms for more supplies to be sent from the east. It's not that she's necessarily running low, but that she's overly cautious. One never knows when there will be some sort of disaster out here. Maybe there will be a collapse at the silver mine, or by some cruel twist of fate they'll get rain that doesn't stop and leads to flooding. It's better to be prepared.

Even though the window doesn't let in a breeze, it lets in the sound of someone's boots stomping across her little porch and she lifts her head to anticipate the opening of her door. It does a moment later, and someone she only recognizes by face comes in.

"Ma'am," he greets. "There's been some sorta scuffle outside of town. A guy went and got himself stabbed."

On hearing that, Christine shoots up from her seat, face full of alarm. "Goodness! How long ago did this happen?" Quickly, she begins gathering some supplies.

"Dunno," the man answers. "I was just walking by, and this guy says he'd been stabbed." Christine shakes her head in disbelief. There must be something in the water in this town. People are far too apathetic for their own good.

"It never occurred to you to fetch a wagon and bring him here?" she asks incredulously.

"Ehhhh," the man replies, tone utterly indifferent. "I dunno. That sounds like a lot of work."

"Unbelievable," she mutters, pushing past him with her bag. "At least point me in the right direction. East of town or west?"

"West," he answers, following her outside before tipping his hat to her. It looks like he'll be of no further assistance to her. Hopefully she can get the stabbed man up to his feet, or the injury isn't as bad as he thinks. She sets out that way with a hurried, determined step.
motherfucking_ghost: (gesticulation)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-19 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It had just been such an innocent misunderstanding-slash-argument, how was he to know that the guy would get stabby when he got angry? Church doesn't get stabby when he gets angry. He just gets loud and ornery. He was kind of hoping for some help with the whole being stabbed thing, but apparently the fella that passed on by seemed to be not in too much of a hurry. Fuck's sake, he'll just limp his way back to town and stitch his own stupid ass back up, no problem, he's fine, he's not bleeding or anything, this is all fine.

He really must be losing more blood than he thought, because he's pretty sure he sees a pretty lady coming, and that's, what, an oasis? A mirage? Is the heat getting to him? "Hey!" He waves a hand not pressed to the wound in his side. "Hey, pretty lady! Can you get a doc? A man's got himself stabbed." Namely, himself, but maybe it sounds better than 'help god damn some crazy fool had a knife and I got too ornery' in front of a hopefully single woman.
motherfucking_ghost: (whoa what the fuck)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh." Despite the dizziness, the near delirium, the fact that he's still bleeding, he just. Stares for a bit, in awe, in confusion. Pretty lady's a doctor.

"You want me to get on the ground?" Yes, Church, that would probably be a lot easier than trying to do this while standing, you stupid fuck. "Wait. Were you comin' for me?"
motherfucking_ghost: (sugary sap)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-21 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Already dragged my way this far; if I'm not dead yet, probably won't drop dead before I get through your door." His smile is lopsided, but it's definitely a smile, tipping up his hat like a gosh darn boy. Yes, of course he recovered his hat from the scuffle before going. What is he, an animal?

"Don't think it's too bad, but I'd still like to not have a hole in my gut if it's all the same. All my blood's supposed to be on the inside if I'm not mistaken."

He should maybe ask for a hand in helping him along. Is he going to ask pretty doctor to help carry any of his weight? No. No, he's not.
motherfucking_ghost: (ahhhhhh fucksticks)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-21 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"More faint than I'm already feeling?"

He wants that to be a nice joke, but he is stabbed, and he has been walking, and bitching the entire time. But he's good to go. Keep going. To pretty doctor lady's office. Wow, she has an office. And she's pretty and a lady and a doctor. He presses the gauze and winces.

"The faintness I'm feeling when I look at you. Is what I mean. What I meant to say."
motherfucking_ghost: (ego boost)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-22 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh." He was absolutely going to make up a really awesome story, later, after the stabbing had been fixed, because it's hard to make something up on the fly when hobbling back into town. "Yeah. See, I was facing down this nasty varmint of a guy, uh, cattle rustler, bank robber, you name it, he's probably done it." Already aiming too high, my friend. "And no one else was taking care of him, so I cornered him, see, and he drew his gun, but I knocked it out of his hands, and we had a scuffle in the dirt, son of a bitch had a knife on him and got me good and escaped off god knows where, and now I'm here. I think I should get a badge of honor. A parade, maybe. Compensation from the local government. For my terrible injury facing down that dastardly asshole."
motherfucking_ghost: (really shouldn't add to my confusion)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-23 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh...he's from...a different town?"

Good save. Awesome.

"Maybe you're new?" She has an office. "The local authorities don't want people to know how much they're fucking up." That's even worse. "Letting someone like that slip through their fingers." Don't double down on it.
motherfucking_ghost: (ahhhhhh fucksticks)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-26 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Yyyyyes, those are, uh, all possibilities that could all be true--"

But hey, let's change tracks for a second! "Oh yeah, I can take my shirt off." Stop. "The plus sides to getting stabbed." Stop.

The good(?) thing is that taking his shirt off stretches the wound and makes him wince and, thankfully, shut up for a second. Man, taking off his shirt in front of a pretty lady could really be sexier if he wasn't sweaty and dusty and stabbed.
motherfucking_ghost: (ahhhhhh fucksticks)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-03-30 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"A man's liable to take offense to that." Not that he's too capable of being mad right now. Later, sure, maybe, but honestly it means the gal's got a sharp mind on her and a quick tongue. And who can't appreciate that?

The iodine makes him wince just seeing it. One hand drifts to his belt like he's going to take it off so he can bite the leather, but then he sets it back down on the table. "I'm good. I can take a licking and keep on ticking."

Might be stupid to try and show off what a big tough man he is. But it can't hurt. (Oh wait. It's about to hurt. Shit wait maybe he didn't think this entirely the way through-)
motherfucking_ghost: (ahhhhhh fucksticks)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-04-10 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
To his credit, he doesn't scream. Mostly because he's gritting his teeth too hard for it to come to come out like a scream instead of a grit gruff groaning, a long sound of pain and hissing after. Hold it there, god, let him hold himself first.

"Okay," he says quickly, panting, holding while his other hand is curled around the edge of the table enough to turn his knuckle white. "Can take a couple little stabs to one big stab." So long as it's fast.
motherfucking_ghost: (ahhhhhh fucksticks)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2019-04-26 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah yeah yeah," he murmurs through his teeth, trying to sound like this is just. Normal shit. It's not; he's had his fair share of scrapes, but he can't say he's been stabbed in the gut before and gotten stitched up by a pretty doctor lady.

But it's fine! This is perfectly fine and a normal part of living here. Obviously. A lifestyle choice.

"Good fingers." Is that a weird flirt, is that flirting, maybe he shouldn't try flirting while this is going on and while it hurts. Stupid. One of these days he's gonna learn to shut his mouth, but apparently today is not that day.