{ old west au }
It's fruitless to wish for a bit of breeze out here in this arid land, but Christine has the sash on her little office's window pushed up high to catch any stray breeze that forgets it's not supposed to be here. She sits at her desk, sorting through order forms for more supplies to be sent from the east. It's not that she's necessarily running low, but that she's overly cautious. One never knows when there will be some sort of disaster out here. Maybe there will be a collapse at the silver mine, or by some cruel twist of fate they'll get rain that doesn't stop and leads to flooding. It's better to be prepared.
Even though the window doesn't let in a breeze, it lets in the sound of someone's boots stomping across her little porch and she lifts her head to anticipate the opening of her door. It does a moment later, and someone she only recognizes by face comes in.
"Ma'am," he greets. "There's been some sorta scuffle outside of town. A guy went and got himself stabbed."
On hearing that, Christine shoots up from her seat, face full of alarm. "Goodness! How long ago did this happen?" Quickly, she begins gathering some supplies.
"Dunno," the man answers. "I was just walking by, and this guy says he'd been stabbed." Christine shakes her head in disbelief. There must be something in the water in this town. People are far too apathetic for their own good.
"It never occurred to you to fetch a wagon and bring him here?" she asks incredulously.
"Ehhhh," the man replies, tone utterly indifferent. "I dunno. That sounds like a lot of work."
"Unbelievable," she mutters, pushing past him with her bag. "At least point me in the right direction. East of town or west?"
"West," he answers, following her outside before tipping his hat to her. It looks like he'll be of no further assistance to her. Hopefully she can get the stabbed man up to his feet, or the injury isn't as bad as he thinks. She sets out that way with a hurried, determined step.
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"Indeed it is. If we can return to my office, you can sit on my exam table and I can get a good look. In the meantime..." She very gently places some gauze near where his hand is clutching at his side. "Place this over the wound to keep more of your blood on the inside, if you please. Now, let's get going, and tell me if you start feeling faint."
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He wants that to be a nice joke, but he is stabbed, and he has been walking, and bitching the entire time. But he's good to go. Keep going. To pretty doctor lady's office. Wow, she has an office. And she's pretty and a lady and a doctor. He presses the gauze and winces.
"The faintness I'm feeling when I look at you. Is what I mean. What I meant to say."
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Gently, she steers him towards her office, shaking her head in disbelief. This town sometimes feels like an absurd fantasy place from a children's story where everyone acts the opposite of normal.
"What happened out there? How did you come to be stabbed?" Maybe she should just keep him talking to keep him conscious. Plus shouldn't someone be arrested for this crime?
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"And why have I never heard of such a person? Cattle rustler, bank robber, and more? Why isn't a description of such a person up on flyers around town, or on the board in the post office?"
In other words, she knows you're full of it. At least they're nearly at her office now, so he won't have to keep spinning yarns to stay conscious.
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Good save. Awesome.
"Maybe you're new?" She has an office. "The local authorities don't want people to know how much they're fucking up." That's even worse. "Letting someone like that slip through their fingers." Don't double down on it.
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And so she leads him into her office and the little exam room off to one side. A hand gestures to the table while she continues moving to set down her bag.
"Have a seat and remove your shirt, please. Then I can start the exam."
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But hey, let's change tracks for a second! "Oh yeah, I can take my shirt off." Stop. "The plus sides to getting stabbed." Stop.
The good(?) thing is that taking his shirt off stretches the wound and makes him wince and, thankfully, shut up for a second. Man, taking off his shirt in front of a pretty lady could really be sexier if he wasn't sweaty and dusty and stabbed.
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But once the shirt's off, something clicks and she goes into doctor mode, ignoring everything else about his form except for the injury. She hums at the sight of it, pleased to see it's not as bad as it could be. She quickly opens a bottle of iodine and tips it onto clean gauze.
"This will sting quite a bit. Do you want something to bite down on?"
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The iodine makes him wince just seeing it. One hand drifts to his belt like he's going to take it off so he can bite the leather, but then he sets it back down on the table. "I'm good. I can take a licking and keep on ticking."
Might be stupid to try and show off what a big tough man he is. But it can't hurt. (Oh wait. It's about to hurt. Shit wait maybe he didn't think this entirely the way through-)
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Instead she nods and pressed the damp gauze to the wound before he can reconsider. She knows the iodine will make the wound clean, but it will also cause a great deal of pain as it works its way in. It's such an unfortunate thing to know that the way to help someone feel better is to put them through more pain first. If only it wasn't so. Her compassion for people means it gets to her every time she's trying to heal and she knows she's harming them in reaching that goal.
"I'll sew you up as quick as I can," she says with sympathy. "If you can just hold the gauze here, I'll thread the needle and it'll be over before you know it."
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"Okay," he says quickly, panting, holding while his other hand is curled around the edge of the table enough to turn his knuckle white. "Can take a couple little stabs to one big stab." So long as it's fast.
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Hopefully he doesn't take notice of her peeling away one edge of the gauze to poke the needle in, what with how tight he's gripping the table. While he focuses on redirecting his pain, she makes a quick stitch and pulls the thread tight to pull the skin back together.
"Nearly done," she says, though it's a little white lie. She's only just begun, but it's better he think the worst is nearly over.
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But it's fine! This is perfectly fine and a normal part of living here. Obviously. A lifestyle choice.
"Good fingers." Is that a weird flirt, is that flirting, maybe he shouldn't try flirting while this is going on and while it hurts. Stupid. One of these days he's gonna learn to shut his mouth, but apparently today is not that day.
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"So what's your name anyway?" she asks in order to keep his mind occupied. And because it's something she should probably know so she can bill him for this.